But sadly, it might not even be a reality, “The building is owned by Boston Properties and they are in charge of the art,” Benioff told Curbed SF. Salesforce received naming rights to the building as part of its long and extensive lease deal, but doesn’t actually own any stake in the tower.

Though the petition isn’t so sound either reading:

But Benioff supplied a better alternative, “I would prefer for it to become a signal for Batkid to return as our city needs a lot of love right now.” The Batkid, a Make-A-Wish event that took the entire city by excited storm a few years prior.

Salesforce Tower = Eye Of Sauron

Find the hobbits.

#eyeofsf

But just revel in the art we created for this article, it’s damn near stupid.

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