Garden Genie Gloves with Claws
If you like the super villains Sabretooth and Catwoman, but also have a penchant for gardening, the Garden Genie Gloves with Claws may be the perfect product for you. The claws on the ends are designed to let you dig into dirt without gardening tools. Because we all know how annoying shovels and spades can be, we’d rather use these gloves that let us move a couple of handfuls of dirt at a time! Honestly, though, these gloves could be a fun way to get kids into gardening, but sadly, they only come in adult sizes. At least the gloves come in different colors — if you want that option. Not our first choice for those with green thumbs, but maybe you feel differently.
Nicolas Cage Face Mermaid Sequin Throw Pillowcase
Okay, the reversible sequin pillows can actually be really fun to play with — and they’re especially great for kids. Does any kid love Nick Cage enough to want his face on a pillow, though? Or any adult, for that matter? Certainly if you want an elaborate ice-breaker for your living room, you could do much worse than this rather interesting pillow. But being able to make eye contact with the Cage part of the pillow, morning, noon or night, is a bit much for us.
The Ghost Meter EMF Sensor
There are so many people who talk about experiences with spirits and hauntings that a belief in ghosts is no longer that unreasonable or crazy. Perhaps the dead do walk among us in some form, and perhaps some of us are able to interact with them. Will a $35 hunk of plastic with flashing lights and the words “The Ghost Meter” printed on it help you learn if a ghost is nearby? We have our doubts.
Crafting with Cat Hair
It is an unavoidable fact that when you own a cat, absolutely everything you own becomes covered with cat hair.
Gift of Nothing
Truthfully, the Gift of Nothing could be a fun gag gift, particularly for someone who said they wanted “nothing” for a birthday or holiday this year. But you could probably make something that makes the same joke, and it won’t cost you $10 plus shipping (unless you have Prime). Also, a lot of the reviews on this product say the images don’t match up to what you receive in the mail. It just doesn’t seem worth it to us, but it’s guaranteed to get a laugh if you do decide to buy it, so it’s really up to you.
SereneLife Portable Infrared Home Spa
The SereneLife Portable Infrared Home Spa is very well-reviewed. If you’re thinking about getting something like this, or would like to look into it, just note people do look weird when they use it. Just look at the picture they use to advertise this product — even with great lighting and Photoshop, there’s no way NOT to look like a strange beanbag person.
Please, enjoy this product if you have it! We’re very in favor of anything that makes people more comfortable and relaxed on a day-to-day basis. We just also can’t help but find the entire concept and appearance a bit bizarre. Forgive us for this judgment — we long for your self-confidence and certainty in owning something like a personal spa. You are the better people. We just can’t get over having your hands out like that for basically no reason (there’s no way you can really use them when sealed in there!).
Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel
Well, some weird products are actually pretty useless too. Unless you want to…what? Taunt your squirrel-obsessed dog? Terrify the baby or toddler in your life? Be part of a strange and haunting puppet show no one could possible enjoy? We’re not sure what the worst part is here — the collective squirrel parts named “Archie McPhee,” who doesn’t really have a tail (the most iconic part of a squirrel…maybe it’s supposed to be your arm? But the effect just doesn’t come together with a fleshy forearm), or that the collective squirrel parts have a NAME. At least you can address Archie formally when you tell him and his black pits for eyes to “go away forever, please.” Can you tell this product is one of our least favorite things? We’re genuinely sad it even exists.
Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer
Dogs are the absolute best, and bathing them can be the absolute worst — particularly if you have a dog with longer hair that takes a long time to dry. You will certainly get a good giggle looking at your pooch in that puffed-up suit. And the Puff-N-Fluff comes in a variety of sizes, so the giggle fest can happen no matter what size dog you have. And isn’t a funny product that doesn’t do its job just as good as a product that DOES work? Okay, fine. Probably not, but at least the pictures and videos of this thing are amazing.
Allwood Eagle Vista Cabin Kit
The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot Beach Ball
Beach balls are definitely a fun thing to have at the beach, and they’re usually 11-to-24-inches in diameter, so getting a beach ball that is 12 feet in diameter should therefore give you 6-to-12 times more fun when you’re at the beach! Right? Ignore reviews and YouTube videos of these giant beach balls becoming dangerous, unstoppable beasts when the wind picks up. Just enjoy the novelty of it and make human bowling the main activity on your next beach outing.
Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Decal
Mostly likely, these decals are meant to be used in pharmacies or drug stores, advertising products or giving people an idea of what sorts of things they can purchase there; however, we can’t stop imagining someone putting this decal up in their living room. Or their bedroom. Or their bathroom. It’s not entirely our fault, the product image puts the decal above a bed, like that’s something someone would really actually do in…their real homes…in real life.
